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The pope took heresy very


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lightly, abandoning all reason, causing


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zebras to abandon their stripes.


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This caused a chain reaction


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that started a pig revolution


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to free the world of


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people who keep saying Arrakis


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and everyone’s hair fell out.


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Then the pope hunted Pekka


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For saying Arrakis too much


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he then caught Pekka and


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He finally stopped saying Arrakis.


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In other news, Peter engages


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With the much feared Weeping


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plague walkers, who stalk the


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fast food fairy Shaniqua O’Donell.


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and have conquered Dairy Queen


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in order to rid the


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World of evil jerrymandering emus


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who were bent on robbing