Five Word Story!


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because the queen is actually


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addicted to the excellent Arrakian


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spiced wine, which everyone is


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so hyped about because, spice


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is spicy and extra thicc.


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Meanwhile, back on Planet Allura


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this man with his wristwatch


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visited the Vanguard Empire to


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Scam innocent settlers into committing


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disturbing amounts of robbery and


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horrible deeds that make spaghetti


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Look like an awful Arrakian


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late night tv show with


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kangaroos, Cheetos, chocolate syrup, and


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sports car flavoured tap water.


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Jonathan liked beefy blue men.


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Beefy Blue men liked purple


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If they were freaking heretics


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who know that heresy is


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they would probably practice it.