Five Word Story!


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After beating Shat and Holy,


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Jonathan rushed to the turtles


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Who were liked by a


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Very dangerous Gallifreyan spice trader


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, one strangely obsessed by oatmeal


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with brown sugar and pepperoni


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because he believed in the


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Wey of de debbil. Now


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here’s a little story I


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Made up in my sleep


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It’s about a man and


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how he became the fresh


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lord of sausages. It was


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step litter box cleaner of


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Grapefruit juice and spoilt milk


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with a hint of almond


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and day old moldy bread.


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but he was missing one


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peanut brittle peanut brittle toilet


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that he’d made to spite