Five Word Story!


#224

Limited edition, so very rare.


#225

Grabbing his tanking gear from


#226

a box of assorted parts,


#227

he sat himself on the


#228

box of chocolate guacamole flavored


#229

throne of the gods of


#230

sons of motherless goats who


#231

insert personal objects into parents


#232

Curio cabinets made of the


#233

little boys bathroom’s porcelain shower


#234

curtains of doom from Egypt!!!


#235

He sprinkled spice on waffles


#236

which is a terrible thing


#237

Jonathan liked big, hairy men.


#238

Stevie didn’t give many fucks


#239

yet Jonathan certainly wanted his


#240

long hard staff polished thoroughly.


#241

They used shoe polish for


#242

Beating Shat and Holy to


#243

chocolate raisins and strawberry corndogs.