Five Word Story!


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Rules: Help advance the story by adding only 5 words at a time. Every 50 or so replies, someone should recite the story so far in a single paragraph.


It was very dark out.


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The man sat inside, thinking.


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He inspected his golden wristwatch.


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while smoking a pipe furiously.


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He then remembered he was


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late for his cousins, grandmothers,


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car trip to the hospital


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While on the way, Ignoramus III thought


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Oh, no! I forgot my


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mightiest warrior in the land


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quickly they turned around and


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raced back to his industrial


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cabin, pulling out his keys


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and hastily unlocking his vault


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he remembered that he actually


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Had hidden his very valuable


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chest of stolen food, where


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senpai could not reach through


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So he quit searching and


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got a cup of tea.